Cardboard Socks

What is Cardboard Socks?

1.

When a person is having a masturbation session, they are about to blow their load, but they haven't got something to unload into, they pick up a dirty sock and blow the load into it. They forget it's lying there for weeks, and the cum makes the sock harden like cardboard.

Tom: Dude, what is up with that smelly sock?

Jeffrey: Dude, I was lazy, I blew my big load into that sock last week and it's like cardboard now.

Tom: Cardboard socks!

See cum, stain, cardboard, sock, masturbation, lazy
0

Random Words:

Zaxxon
1. n. the state of consciousness attained by arcade game players when their subconscious reflexes take control of the reactions colloquial..
Read more
Zyrtec
1. Zyrtec is an allergy medicine, not anti-depressant, i hope this news doesnt bring back your depression, but look on the bright side of t..
Read more
Zoophobia
1. A severe condition, usually prominent in Republicans and most of American culture, leading one to: - innacurately use bible quotings f..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free