What is Cardboard Tshirt?
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an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.
Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."
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someone whose attire is fabulously stylish.
"Wow momma, you are looking phatabulous tonight!"
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What Would James Bond Do
When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James ..
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Get hammered then get naked go into your mates neighbors garden shake your tail/FANAAYY at them then jump back get dressed before your f..
