What is Cardboard Tube Samurai?


1.

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.

"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

2.

the cardboard tube samurai is a popular character from penny-arcade, a rather good webcomic. you should read it. it has the cardboard tube samurai in it.

The tube is civilisation.

3.

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.

why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.


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