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1. A rare variety of Romaine lettuce characterized by its vaginal flavor and shape. What type of dressing would you like with your vagjy l..

1. The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake. "I was visited by the morning wood ..

1. Illiterate and ignorant and proud of it!!! Suzie thinks that abortions are a form of birth control. She proudly proclaims that she&apos..