Cardgasm

What is Cardgasm?

The feeling of extreme joy that coincides with winning a unlikely hand, or regaining the lead when the worst hand sucks out, while playing poker.

Billy: "Re-raise - I'm all in."

Johnny: "I call"

Billy turns over Js-3d, and Johnny shows Ad-Ah. The flop comes 2h-Kh-Jh, the turn comes Jh, and finally the river shows 3d.

Johnny goes into a shock induced coma; while Billy has a cardgasm, he can't believe his luck.

See poker, stud, card, orgasm, cardgasm

Ass Bleed

1. The rare occasion of when ether your butt blubbers bleed or your actual sphincter starts bleeding (not funny). John:dude, my jeans are ..

Rusty Tailhook

1. it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower..

Railroaded

1. Anal intercourse of such vehemence that the reciever is pushed forward a significant distance. Suzy: "Josh f'ing railroaded m..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cardgasm Edit Meaning