Cardgasm

What is Cardgasm?

The feeling of extreme joy that coincides with winning a unlikely hand, or regaining the lead when the worst hand sucks out, while playing poker.

Billy: "Re-raise - I'm all in."

Johnny: "I call"

Billy turns over Js-3d, and Johnny shows Ad-Ah. The flop comes 2h-Kh-Jh, the turn comes Jh, and finally the river shows 3d.

Johnny goes into a shock induced coma; while Billy has a cardgasm, he can't believe his luck.

See poker, stud, card, orgasm, cardgasm

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