What is Cardiacarrestaurant?
1.
any fast-food outlet that claims to be a restaurant.
Manager:
"Hey you! Don't do that in here, this is a restaurant!"
Enlightened Zombie:
A 'restaurant'?! Ha! No sir, this is a cardiacarrestaurant!
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The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog.
Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.
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