Cardington

What is Cardington?

A one horse town. Typically full of beutiful cowgirls, with extremly round badonkadonks.

Guy 1: Wow did you see that girl.

Guy 2: Yeah that cardington was one hot babe!!!!!

See dingtown, eureka, boondocks

Mister Crusty

1. the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse here, use this as a mister crusty. See mister, crusty, sex, ..

Retardy

1. Someone who is continually and repeatedly late or virtually never on time. Plays on the fact that there is an element of stupidity in f..

Med Float Widow

1. The unfaithful wife of a Marine or Sailor who is deployed to the Mediterranean Sea Guy 1: "A big unit must of just deployed last ..

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