Cardiolisis

What is Cardiolisis?

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Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.

Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.

See kidnolisis, cardio, medical, tub, candy, messages
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