Cardiolisis

What is Cardiolisis?


1.

Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.

Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.

See kidnolisis, cardio, medical, tub, candy, messages


1

Random Words:

1. Usually a loony left-wing nut, aka dumbocrat, who mistakenly believes that the removal of lawfully owned guns will also remove them from..
1. Shampoo/soap used exclusively for your balls. Man, my nuts reek - I should have used more ball poo. See nuts, nutz, ball, shampoo, poo..
1. a term used to describe a high conflictsituation, specifically those involving youths. Young Gang Member: You'll never take us ali..