What is Cardiomasterbation?
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To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.
"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)
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the total and complete opposite of death cab for cutie, whatever that may be.
person 1:this kind of sounds like....living bus for ugly?..
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A wheelchair ramp.
From "raspberry ripple", for cripple
How much did they pay to put in that raspberry ramp, the cripples ha..
