What is Cardiomasterbation?
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To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.
"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)
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substance applied to wooden objects to make them shiny and brown. also known as poly.
T money is applying polyeurathane to his penis.
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The act of going to movie theaters to get the best viewing possible of some nipples.
I went to go see 300 and didn't have good nip..
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An annoying fat person.
"You are such a flabby dabby"
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