Cardiomasterbation

What is Cardiomasterbation?

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To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

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