Cardiomasterbation

What is Cardiomasterbation?

1.

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

See cardio, off
0

Random Words:

3m'n
1. 3M’n is the same as Posted (chilling in one spot). The slang is twice removed from Posted and derived as Posted, Post-It, 3M. 1 - I&apo..
Read more
Hoopman
1. noun - a person who manages to get multiple parties to pay him/her for the same task verb- to get paid more than once for the same job ..
Read more
Phantom Toke
1. Means to take a toke of a fag, spliff or any other smokable item without said item being lit. I just had a phantom toke on that jointan..
Read more
Book Banner