Cardiomasterbation

What is Cardiomasterbation?

1.

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

See cardio, off
55

Random Words:

Bullshite
1. polite way of saying bullshit! Dude, your talking absolute bullshite again!..
Read more
Anusmobile
1. A car that smells so bad that a blindfolded person may mistake it for an anus. 1. Your anusmobile smells like shit. 2. Look at my ki..
Read more
Mirando
1. A male or female acting like a pussy. Your brother is acting like a mirando. See trick, slut, skank, hor, 304..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free