Card-swiped

What is Card-swiped?

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

See fucked, screwed, corn holed, banged

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