Card-swiped

What is Card-swiped?

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

See fucked, screwed, corn holed, banged

Permanent Red

1. when a chick's pussy has been fucked so many times that her pussy is permanently red. Guy 1: I couldn't bone this chick last ..

Quicky Smut Blanket

1. A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw bla..

Ruby Nips

1. Nipples that are pinkish-red in color. Hey Brett. Remember Joanna? She had some ruby nips! See ruby, ruby nips..

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