Card-swiped

What is Card-swiped?

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

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Fwasome

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Porch Mama

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Despingate

1. To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form) Whi..

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