Card-swiped

What is Card-swiped?

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

See fucked, screwed, corn holed, banged

Jalepeno Poopers

1. A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods. Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers. These jalepeno poopers make my ..

Clay's Ass

1. The most beautiful thing ever created. Also, Wango and Tango's long lost cousins from the back woods. I would love to slap Clay&ap..

Dunlap

1. When your penis is hanging out through the flap in your boxers. Dude I'm trying to eat. Stop dunlapping. See boxers 2. When the..

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