Card-swiped

What is Card-swiped?

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

See fucked, screwed, corn holed, banged

Queen Helen

1. Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand's gynocracy. Easily identifiable by her bad teeth, terrible haircut and most noticeably..

Schnupp

1. a: an ailment to the body. b: a problem one might be having a: i ha dsex with 20 bitches this week, now i got this scnupp on my cock. b..

Dagity

1. Generally messed up. Dude, Dan's truck is dagity. Also may be used with alternate spelling such as: Nguyen is daggity. See brok..

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