Cardtard

What is Cardtard?


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A cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. The term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.

'Cardtardness' includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.

Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Karen').

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2.

A cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. The term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.

'Cardtardness' includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.

Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Alex').

Alex is a cardtard, obviously there can be two runs in one turn in the game of asshole

See cardtard, asshole, president, cards, bitch


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