Care Fairy

What is Care Fairy?

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.

Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.

Man: You didn't clean the living room!

Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!

See don't care, disinterested

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