What is Care Fairy?
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Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.
Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.
Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!
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A largely oversized penis belonging to an englishman with a very deep voice.
Big Ben: I got a big Chublundon on me 'ands, an oy&ap..