Care Machine

What is Care Machine?

If you proclaim yourself to be a care machine about something, you are showing that you have an extreme sarcastic caring of the situation at hand.

Wow, I'm a real f'ing care machine about it. Really.

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Jewish Crackers!

1. This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they..

Dildollery

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