Care Package

What is Care Package?

To receive oral sex while talking on the phone with your mother

Guy, on phone with unsuspecting mother: "Stacey is sending me a care package tonight. Isn't that sweet?"

Mom: "Oh, really? If she comes down to see you, say hi to her for me."

Guy, to mom: "Okay." To girl: "Stacey, my mom says hi."

Girl: "Mrrrrrphffffffgggggghhhhh..."

Or...

"I wish your mom would send me a care package."

See care, package, mom, mother, milf, nasty, raphael

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