What is Care Package?
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To receive oral sex while talking on the phone with your mother
Guy, on phone with unsuspecting mother: "Stacey is sending me a care package tonight. Isn't that sweet?"
Mom: "Oh, really? If she comes down to see you, say hi to her for me."
Guy, to mom: "Okay." To girl: "Stacey, my mom says hi."
Girl: "Mrrrrrphffffffgggggghhhhh..."
Or...
"I wish your mom would send me a care package."
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one who uses soiled toilet paper for a kleenex
That hand-banana just mopped up his snot with some shit paper
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