Care Police

What is Care Police?


1.

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.

Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."

...............___@@@__

......_____//____?____\______

----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)

-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

2.

A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.

Him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11

Me: care police?

3.

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.

Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."

...............___@@@__

......_____//____?____\______

----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR

-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

4.

Stupid gay teaches pets who dob on everysingle little thing u do!

"Fuck dude i smoked a bit last night"

care police then tells ya 'rents or teaches and ya get busted


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