Careless Lumberjack

What is Careless Lumberjack?


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When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

See turd, log cabin, feces, poop, ass, log, dukie


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