What is Careless Lumberjack?
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When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.
I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.
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