Careman

What is Careman?


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A famous superhero from the 21st century. When there are people in need, it is: They are dying, bleeding, trying to commit suicide, ran out of toothpaste etc. Careman can be summoned. When he is at the scene, Careman concludes he doesn't care. Then he leaves again, back to the Carecave.

Woman: "Aah, we ran out of mayonnaise!"

Boy: "Lets call Careman!"

*Careman enters the scene*

Careman: "What's up?"

Woman: "We have no mayonnaise!"

Careman: "Like I Care!?"

*Careman leaves*

See careman, care, careface, care police, face, batman


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