Caresmatic Edit Meaning

1. a bruise on one's boob. bruise + boob = broob. When I got hit in the chest by that jerk on the stairs, I got a broob. See bruise..

1. Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage. While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her. See molest, ..

1. One who wanders aimlessly as if high or drunk, randomly asking others odd questions. Often known as a total reject of society. Pretty mu..