Carey Velez

What is Carey Velez?

Noun. A man who has a tendency to make others laugh by off-color comments that most people don't have the guts to say out loud.

I can't believe you just told your grandma a poop joke. You are such a Carey Velez.

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Fat Man's Cupholder

1. While you're doing your bitch or significant other in the anus, slyly replace your penis with larger and larger cylindrical objects..

Cheese-muncher

1. One who has succesfully eaten enough cheese to kill themselves The man died of cheese-munching..

Merph

1. to totally destroy in a hella savage manner 1: "'bout to merph this burger" 2: "dude did you see john get merphed ..

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