Carey Velez

What is Carey Velez?

Noun. A man who has a tendency to make others laugh by off-color comments that most people don't have the guts to say out loud.

I can't believe you just told your grandma a poop joke. You are such a Carey Velez.

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The Mont

1. n)Is short for larchmont, a town in westchester county, which is right outside of NYC. Matt: THE MONT BITCH. 2. 1. abbr LARCHMONT 2..

A Stranger

1. When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else. Person 1: Man, I br..

Zabel Theory

1. the way my boyfriend figured out how to finger my clit by rubbing faster and harder not circular motion instead of the plain old finger..

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