Carey Velez

What is Carey Velez?

Noun. A man who has a tendency to make others laugh by off-color comments that most people don't have the guts to say out loud.

I can't believe you just told your grandma a poop joke. You are such a Carey Velez.

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Cocksnipe

1. Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie. In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal..

Horbid

1. a combination of horrible and horrid. adjective. Linn's breath is horbid!! See horrible, horrid, dragon, halitosis..

Zombotomy

1. The process or action of having ones brain comsumed by a zombie. We had to flee the infestation, else we'd all be zombotomy victim..

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