Carey Velez

What is Carey Velez?

Noun. A man who has a tendency to make others laugh by off-color comments that most people don't have the guts to say out loud.

I can't believe you just told your grandma a poop joke. You are such a Carey Velez.

See funny, velez, carey, jokes, laugh

Id Rather Be Judged By 12 Then Carried By 6

1. A millitary saying that means...you would rather accidently kill a civilian then the chance that it is not a civilian and he kills u.. ..

Scottish

1. the standard by which all else is judged. <i>If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!</i> 2. along with the Irish the co..

One Two Punch

1. The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases"..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carey Velez Edit Meaning