Carfted

What is Carfted?


1.

The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.

My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.

See fart, cough, snart


31

Random Words:

1. African tribesman disguised as a chinaman. Known to reside ontop of a mountain. Urban legend depicts a rumor of a 400 lb. dog that prote..
1. A person to whom you flash the "vagina" symbol with your index and middle fingers, only the person flashing the symbol has a n..
1. dumb kumquat. noun. you are a dumb kumquat, or for the sake of brevity, you are a dumb-quat. See hil..