Carfted

What is Carfted?


1.

The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.

My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.

See fart, cough, snart


31

Random Words:

1. Away From Twitter @THE_REAL_SHAQ AFT 'til tomorrow See aft, away, twitter, afk 2. about fucking time. I coined this one after..
1. Accident prone, highly allergic to many things. Very happy. Loud. Wins arguments easily. "She almost died AGAIN! Typical Alixz.&qu..
1. Z-bars are the street name for XANAX tablets. Lemme get some Z bars? I need to slow things down some. See z-bar, z bar, zbar..