Cargo Pants

What is Cargo Pants?


1.

Pants designed for blue collar people who work in construction or carpentry industry.

Alli Hilfiger's stupid ass thinks her dad, who formerly designed clothes for upper class caucasians, invented cargo pants.

See Kenzie

2.

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.

Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.

See pants, movie, snacks, pockets, candy


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