Cargo Syndrome

What is Cargo Syndrome?

A syndrome suffered by those who need to search through an excessive amount of pockets everytime they need to find their personal belongings.

Pete: 'Hey man, can you spot me $2?'

Simon: 'In a second man... im suffering from a nasty episode of cargo syndrome'

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