What is Cark?
1.
A cover-up word for cunt or cock. Used when inappropriate language cannot be used, and is replaced by cark.
"I had sex with your girlfriend!"
"Your such a cark!"
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2.
The male genitalia. The penis.
Man I have a big cark.
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3.
(n)
That hit my cark, Thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage,
wtf ya do that for?
4.
The rudest word in the english language, a swear word.
You are so carking annoying, you are such a cark
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5.
derogatory use of the male sex gland.
most commonly phrased by Dodgi Andi circa. 2005
"RESPECT THE CARK!"
"Morag, that old dog used to love the cark..."
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