Carl Edit Meaning

1.

Man of unparralled sexiness, hung like a donkey and a god in the sack. Can pull women in his sleep and is completely oblivious to his own sexiness and magnetic pull with women. Also very forgiving!

Wow, did you see that guy, he was beyond sexy!

Yeah he's a Carl for sure!

See sexy, hot, forgiving, sex god

2.

A stone cold motha fuckin pimpthat only got 2 things on his mind get moneyand fuck bitches the rest is all irealivant

Damn dont fuck with nigga carl

See pimp, money, bitches, clothes

3.

Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to the Aqua Teens. He is a great fan of classic rock. He loves the New York Giants. He truly enjoys watching and downloading porn. He loves to order hot wings, jalapeños, and beer till he farts blood. His neatly cut lawn, pool, car, and probably his entire house is always being invaded or trashed by Meatwad or Shake or even Frylock. His situation could be compared to Squidward from Spongebob for Carl does not like his neighbors and is annoyed by them but he simply cannot see himself living elsewhere. Poor Carl is constantly being hurt or even killed by unfortunate circumstances such as being shot in the chest with a flaming arrow by Ted Nugent. In the end though Carl is just Carl.

He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.

Carl: No! L-L-L-L-ook at my hair! SEXY ROCKIN A LITTLE HARDER NOW YEAAHHH!

boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!

(SOLO)

WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH

WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!

Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)

Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.

See carl, athf, aqua teen hunger force, hot wings, sirloin

4.

To throw up violently or in an exceptionally awkward or hilarious manner. Similar to a "Ralph" but funnier. There is a fine line of separation between a Ralph and a Carl, but where you tend to feel better after you Ralph, you feel equally bad after you Carl.

Person 1 "Did you see what Johnny just did?"

Person 2 "No, what?"

Person 1 "Well he was making weird sounds, sort of like a fart, but when I looked over he was Carling slowly all over the floor."

See ralph, pull the trigger, yak, mouth fart, spew, laser tag, karl

5.

A nickname for the rescued manatee at Seaworld that got its right fin cut off by a boat propeller after its mama manatee deserted it because it was mentally inept to live in the manatee world. "Carl" the manatee now stars in Seaworlds hit show "Freaks of the Sea" which has brought in a total income of $6 billion since it's debut in 1993, more than any Seaworld show in history. Some even call Carl the manatee the most lovable freak to ever swim the oceans blue.

"Aw, poor Carl can only swim in circles because he's missing a fin!"

See carl, seaworld, manatee, freak, mental

6.

CARL spells out Catching All Red Lights.

Living in major metro area I often get stuck on every possible red light so when friends ask me why am I late, I often reply with "fudging Carl!"

...and I really wish someone would use this phrase in a movie..

-J

See carl, catch phrase, excuse, traffic

7.

Usually used as the word for lances son. Or used as a term for pikey.

Oi dont be such a carl.

See carl, pikey, lj, clunge, finney, lance