What is Carl Edwards?
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a racy sex position where a man fornicates with a woman from behind, while both are standing up. The man procedes to "drive" the woman around the room pretending he is on the last lap at talladega.
after a few cold busch lights and a day at the brickyard I went home and gave my wife the ol' carl Edwards.
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When you get a hand job from a girls foot.
(or foot job)
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A varied mixture of ass. Something that is messed up in a variety of ways.
See also Linda
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A combination of gumballs and hair stuck on the floor.
That's one disgusting gabahoofra over there on the sidewalk!
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