What is Carled?
1.
When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.
"Why is that chav bleeding?"
"Oh, he just got carled."
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2.
To get knocked out by your wife.
Steve: Holy shit that dude just got Carled!!!
Gabe: What a fucking pussy.
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