What is Carled?
1.
When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.
"Why is that chav bleeding?"
"Oh, he just got carled."
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2.
To get knocked out by your wife.
Steve: Holy shit that dude just got Carled!!!
Gabe: What a fucking pussy.
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A football game that is ruined by incompetent referees making bad calls and too many flags being thrown by them, as well as them giving ..
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To ejaculate, cumm, squeeze one off.
Also see Money Shot, Pearl Necklace.
When I was fucking Jenna I busted a nut all over her face, g..