Carlisle Edit Meaning

1.

a wonderful, fictional vampire in the book Twilight written by the author who milks everything, Stephenie Meyer who is the vampire who adoped Edward and changed Edward into a vampire before he died. He also practices medicine. he's wonderful because he resists the urge of blood while operating on his patients. Carlisle also changed all of the other memebers of the Cullen family. Edward was first, Esme, Rosalie, Emmet, Alice and Jasper.

in the second book Carlisle stitched up Bella's arm after she was alsmost eaten by his other adopted son jasper.

See edward cullen

2.

A small town northwest of Boston, adjacent to Concord. Although there is no definitive town center, and there is no legit place to hang after school, it is still a great town. We have Kimball's. Concordians like to make fun of Carlislians, saying that they are cow-tipping hicks who live in the middle of nowhere. The truth is that Carlisle is as much in the woods as any other town around here, just ask anyone from the City. Carlisle merely doesn't have a commercial center, otherwise it would be identical to Concord. Carlisle also owns all of Concord's music programs combined. Plus, we have Kimball's.

Guy #1: "Hey man, want to hang out tomorrow?"

Guy #2: "Sure, your house or mine?"

Guy #1: "My house, you live in Carlisle."

Concordian 1: "Hey, wanna go hang in the gas station parking lot?"

Concordian 2: "Sure, we're so much cooler than those Carlislians."

Most kids from Concord have never been to Carlisle, and yet they still make judgements.

Inner City Youth #1: "Could you ever imagine living out in the woods? In the boondies?"

Inner City Youth #2: "Yeah, I know, right? Like, in Concord, they're all such hicks. I'd go insane."

See carlisle, cow-tipping

3.

a wonderful, fictional vampire in the book Twilight written by the author who milks everything, Stephenie Meyer. Carlisle is the vampire who adoped Edward and changed Edward into a vampire before he died. He also practices medicine. he's wonderful because he resists the urge of blood while operating on his patients. Carlisle also changed all of the other memebers of the Cullen family. Edward was first, then Esme, Rosalie, Emmet, Alice and Jasper.

in the second book Carlisle stitched up Bella's arm after she was alsmost eaten by his other adopted son jasper.

See edward cullen

4.

(1) A city in Northern England near Scotland full of inbred retarded Northerners.

(2) A city subsidized by British tax distributed in the form of benefits for the jobless retarded inbred locals who make up 100% of the towns population.

(3) A hell hole in the North of England.

(4) The inbreeding centre for Northern humans and garden vegetables. (This process is organic, at no point are the locals forced to have sex with vegetables.)

Never go to Carlisle unless it is completely essential for your life.

See carlisle, north, northern, retard, retards, retarded, inbred