What is Carlos Tevez?
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Best argentinian football player nowadays. Even better than that thick fuck of Lionel Messi
Aww man, Carlos Tevez played so well today, but those germans assholes won anyway. They bought the fucking referee!. Where is the justice man?
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It's when you give someone a tea bag and a hoagie slap at the same time.
I woke up my drunk buddy with a Barry Manilow surprise.
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Someone who can't stop bleeding, like a homopheliac, through the anus.
I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started ..