What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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What you hear when you watch Star Wars in Spanish instead of Luke, I am your father.
"Luke, Yo soy tu padre"
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An ass to mouth transaction. The act of switching between fucking a girl in her ass and then having her give you head.
Luke gave Sally..