What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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in a state of complete happiness
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A lady who has recently turned 18 and has just started to do crack. She probably goes to college and listens to Death Cab for Cutie.
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