What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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A Badass bumpersticker, discribing someone who is a pussy crusher
Stevie:Dude alex look.
Alex: wut.
Stevie:At the back of that car.
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Points attained by making a funny statement. Roofle points are tabulated by the grand rooflemeister, a position elected locally by the c..
