What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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NO THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING! A good thing would be a pussy eater. This is just another insult.
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noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.
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