Carlsen

What is Carlsen?


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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.

"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."

See carlson, recliner, cheeto, cheeto fingers, lazy


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