What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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The One and Only Super Uber 1337 H4X0R Gangster
(n00b) - his skills and stash are godly
(1337) - thats cuz hes Ultimate X
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While eating out a girls vagina, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her vagina, then the guy continues to eat out the puke..
