What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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A sneeze that consists mostly or entirely of air. There is usually little or no snot released from the nasal passage in an air sneeze.
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Trampy fugs that think they are high fashion but they are really smelly and foul and way less cute than the average girl.
Dang! Britney..
