What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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Crying semen. After one takes a money shot in the nose (see dick knipfing, the semen comes out of the tear ducts as pearl rain.
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Synonym for food, specifically drunk/stoned munchies.
Let's stop at Taco Bell and get some fill me ups.
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