What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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Rolling on the f***ing filthy floor laughing my mother f***ing a** off with f***ing huge tears in my eyes
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1) Quite possibly the worst movie ever made.
2) The perfect film to watch if you want to commit suicide.
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