What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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extremely overused synonym for loser. most often heard shouted at events such as plays and concerts when someone does something stupid
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A phrase used in a not-to-casual but not-too-formal setting to inquire as to the meaning of what someone has said. Used as a question.
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