What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.
Person One: Hey man do you want a p..
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The Skeet Skeetin' of a woman on a man.. either with a white gooey liquid or hot red lava.
a.k.a. Reverse Skeet Skeeted
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