What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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Splaying your fingers open when you are in the midst of fisting someone.
Dude, she was totally surprised when I grapple-hooked her!
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A fictional character in the book, Alice in Wonderland. It is always pictured with a wide smile on its face.
See yeah yeah
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