What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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A large person whose gender is undeterminable, especially one who has little or no regard for their appearance.
I walked into the women..
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The way an alchoholics hand shakes when they don't have enough beam in their bloodstream yet.
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the hand in which one holds/cher..
