What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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to have large feet; and or bunion
dude; that girl had some serious felgenhauers!
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The sacred quest every man must embark on to acquire the holy poon, or in other words, a girls pussy. Many fail in this quest but those ..