What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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Better than "Pretty" but not quite "Hot".
Also pretty-hot.
1> She's pretty hot.
2> What? She's no..
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The extremely rare behaviour of a man who engages in flirtation with a very enamored/horny lady only to reject her and not engage in sex..
