What is Carlsen?
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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
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An insult used to infer a woman is nothing more than a place to house a penis.
Damn, your sister is nothing more than a glorified cocks..
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Someone who enjoys popping zits. Their own zits, their friends zits, or even a strangers zits.
Barry: Dude I have this killer zit on m..
