What is Carlton?
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Taken from the character Carlton from Fresh Prince. A Black man that follows the steriotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes.
Carlton from Fresh Prince
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Taken from the character Carlton from Fresh Prince. A Black man that follows the stereotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes...
...a definition deemed totally acceptable to all but black males named Carlton with what can be deemed a middle class upbringing / outlook and therefore don't swagger around acting the nigger or faking an accent to help put others at ease with thier presence / mentality.
"you're actually called carlton." giggles,"Can you do the dance?"
slap...
"nope"
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A Carlton is defined by his extreme generosity and ability to put his friends before himself. The invisible force of positiveness in every scenario imaginable.
A Carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. He usually provides premium class driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.
Carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. Carlton spends time contemplating about life.
In a nutshell, Carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
Scenario A: A and B both have assignments on due within 3 hours. B asked A for help. A spend 2.5 hours writing B's assignment and rushed his own in half an hour.
A: Here is your assignment.
B: Thank you for being such a Carlton! I love you!
Scenario B:
Best person alive! WIN!
Scenario C:
Carlton stop telling to quit drugs!
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A small shitty town in north-eastern Minnesota. Carlton is nestled near Jay Cooke State Park and the Duluth/Superior metro (if one dares to call it that)area. Carlton resides in Carlton County. Well known for it's undereducated and pervasive police force--Carlton County Sheriffs Department. Over time it has developed the monicker "Hazard County of the North", a direct refference to the television series "Dukes of Hazard".
Origanally a railroad town, Carlton is now mostly a place where old people go to die and the young wish they were old. There is absolutley nothing redeamable about this town; you can't even eat the fish in the St. Louis River.
random urbanite observer: "Is that kid on drugs? I mean he reeealy looks fucked up."
duluthian: "Oh yah, that kid. He's ah from Carlton dontcha know."
random urbanite observer: "Really!?"
duluthian: "you-betcha"
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The Greatest AFL Team of all time...
Winner of 16 premierships and another one is coming soon..
Nicknamed the blues, Carlton are one of the rising teams in this years competition.
'How bloody good were Carlton last night?'
'Yeah they owned them scumbags from Collingwood?'
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To skull-fuck a person's eye socket finishing with cumming on their brain then pissing on it thus making them retarded(A person can only be succesfully Carltoned once). In tribute to the character from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
I (Carlton)ed her so bad that she's like Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man".
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(n) CARL-TON
1. Someone who resembles Alfonso Ribeiro from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
1. It's a good thing Carlton said no.
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Black males who behave like whites or talk very proper. "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" reference
Jerome goes to college, he is such a Carlton
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