What is Carlton Crushed?
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A new internet phenomenon that is similar to getting
"Hey man! Some guy just told me to go to this one website, but then a video of some dancing black guy started playing!"
"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"
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to rape someone, usually a tightass little boy, up the krusty love hole; also known as a screaming kyle
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