What is Carlton Crushed?
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A new internet phenomenon that is similar to getting
"Hey man! Some guy just told me to go to this one website, but then a video of some dancing black guy started playing!"
"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"
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Way too much information given to the point that it is overwhelming to look at your computer screen or web page.
Cindy, I logged on to ..
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One who attempts to contain semen explosion during intercourse, ultimately fails, and then attempts to cover up the fact that they ejecu..