Carlton Fisked

What is Carlton Fisked?

To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.

Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.

Victim: Umm no.

Wannabe gangster: Yes.

(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!

Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.

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