What is Carman?
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Possibly the greatest solo artist in music history. Revered by divorced, middle-aged women and home-schoolers everywhere.
That was the raddest Carman concert ever.
"Did you know Carman travels with his own personal tanning bed?" "No, THAT'S AWESOME!"
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The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy.
Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup?
Guy 2: ..