What is Carman?
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Possibly the greatest solo artist in music history. Revered by divorced, middle-aged women and home-schoolers everywhere.
That was the raddest Carman concert ever.
"Did you know Carman travels with his own personal tanning bed?" "No, THAT'S AWESOME!"
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Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.
On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a ..
