What is Carman?
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Possibly the greatest solo artist in music history. Revered by divorced, middle-aged women and home-schoolers everywhere.
That was the raddest Carman concert ever.
"Did you know Carman travels with his own personal tanning bed?" "No, THAT'S AWESOME!"
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The way a model's mouth should look when trying to be sexy in a photo. Or even better "femme fatale"...
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Bill Collectors.
debt collectors.
Collection agencies.
Those phone hounds have been ringing my phone off the wall all day now.
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