Carmen Willis Day

What is Carmen Willis Day?


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-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.

"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"

See carmen, willis, day, picante, salsa


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