What is Carmen Willis Day?
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-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.
"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"
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