What is Carnage Blender?
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By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.
"I spent nine hours playing Carnage Blender last night"
"haha gg n00b lol"
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"Dude I choked the shit out of her"
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