Carnes Owned

What is Carnes Owned?

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.

You would say:

Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."

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