Carney

What is Carney?


1.

nice but a little dirty. can be referencing a persons personal care habits or dressing habits.

"she is hot except for her feet, toes are a bit carney"

"he thinks he looks really great tonight except that coat is so carney!!"

See dirty, filthy, stained

2.

A desperate person who survives through trickery and the eating of human flesh. They have no life or soul and can be found in trailers, carnivals, and on a couch drinking GO2 Cola. Much like thiers zombiebretheren they can only be killed by cutting of thier head or destroying their brain.

I don't like walking past this creepy graveyard there could be a hungery carney waiting in there.

See trickster, zombie, souless, monster, bum

3.

An insulting term for a pikey person, when gypsy is not strong enough, but they do not warrant the full blown Pitsea

"Stop eating that stuff from the bin, you dirty carney"

See pitsea, pikey, gypsy, gypo, skank

4.

To perform an action by clever and illegal means that is highly beneficial to the one performing the action.

He pulled a carney when he snuck into the $50/ticket concert for free without getting caught.

See carney, steal, get, free, clever

5.

To complain about worthless things. To try to cheat or swindle by sticking one's finger into the anus of another. The methods of complaining only consist of listening to oneself talk, or writing a long ass letter. Carneying is looked down upon by most cultures, and has even been known to get kids expelled.

Man, he really carneyed his way out of that mess.

See rachel, poop, hangnail, squirrel, scrotum, gooch

6.

Carney is a great place to live, not to far from both Parkville and Perry Hall. Us kids are not the snobs walking around Perry Hall nor are we the kids running the streets late at night in parkville, we are in between but still able to have lots of fun!

Britany Lane, where everyone lives ! Playing Flashlight tag until the latehours of the night, Swimming in the pool no matter how dark or how cold it was. This was the life, growing up in Carney

7.

A form of human that is unaffected by any sort of spear/bullet. This is a rare human being, but if you can find one, cut off the left big toe! It will bring you good luck for ever and ever, and give you 5 minutes of invulnerabilty at any time u need. One of several ways to spot a carney is to look for the tiny penis bouncing around between its legs, with a wild Rachel chasing it.

I wish my Carney toe would have came with 6 minutes of invulnerability

See rachel, poop, hangnail, squirrel, scrotum, gooch


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