Carolina Clingon

What is Carolina Clingon?


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The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"

Last night, Susan and I did the Carolina Clingon and I wa blew my load in no time.

I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.

See vagina, anus, sex, carolina, clingon, balls, hairy brain, nuts, orphus


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