Carolina Hoedown

What is Carolina Hoedown?


1.

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.

Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

See blowjob, shit, skidmark, assplay, stink, fellatio


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