What is Carolina Hoedown?
1.
the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?
Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
See
Random Words:
1.
A common practice amongst high school students. The ideas is for you and a friend "pimp" out a locker in various decorations ..
1.
The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal.
We owe $8 each, but all..
1.
The opposite of flying solo. This occurs whenever beginning a venture involving multiple parties that need to be pleased, whether in the..