What is Carolina Hoedown?
1.
the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?
Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
See
Random Words:
1.
(joe-nin-essk)
Used to discribe something that is simmilar to the graphical or writing style of Jhonen Vasquez.
"That drawing is ..
1.
A disease in men where a situation causes them fear and/or to wimp-out. This disease is common in pussies, wimps, wussies, and scaredy-c..
1.
A kind of love that is mutual, but is never expressed or defined. A mysterious kind of attraction that is felt but not spoken of in grea..
