What is Carolina Hoedown?
1.
the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?
Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
See
Random Words:
1.
someone or something that nibbles on the male gential.
Wow, that guy is such a cock-munch.
I saw that cock-munch on a webcam last nigh..
1.
An arm/hand movement similar to a judo-chop, without causing any bodily injury or harm.
We snuck up behind our friends and before they ..
