What is Carolina Hoedown?
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the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?
Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
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A term used to describe any sexual act that is considered to be both kinky and stinky. More than just mere hanky panky, the Kinky Stink..
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when you put a really fat chick on her side and fuck her love handles.
shit man. that bitch must be 350 pounds. can you just picture me..
