What is Carolina Hoedown?
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the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?
Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
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Slang word for female masturbation.
"That guy at work was so hot, I ended up having a ladyfiddle later that night."
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The network of sperm harboring tubes in your nut sack that feels like a bag o worms.
The uninformed often mistake their epididymis for ..
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Performing anal sex then urinating in their rectum.
That piss enema soothed my ass and made it feel nice and warm after you butt fucked..
