Carp Edit Meaning

1.

1. A fish

2. Misspelling of "crap."

3. In Puzzle Pirates, to play the carpentry puzzle to fix damage to the ship.

1. You caught a crucian carp! Carpe diem!

2. What the fcuk is this carp?

3. Yarr! Two to carp!

2.

A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda:

Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).

Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.

"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp"

"To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"

See shocker, barracuda, bottom-dweller, anal, vagina, finger, dirty sanchez

3.

Nickname of Hiro Nakamura, a character in the popular TV show, "HEROES." The name was given to him by Takezo Kensei/Adam Monroe because he said that Hiro's face reminds him of a carp's.

"You look like a fish when you talk. Like a giant Carp." "I believe this is mine, Carp."

See crap, fish, koi, nickname, heroes

4.

carp - noun - A fish

Bob: The carps... are here.

5.

Someone who smells like fish and has a very bad attitude.

That person's a CARP!!!

See fish, mean, smelly, weird, bad

6.

To Steal, to take something without permission,

While the cashiers back was turned, I carped a hat from the rack.

See lift, heist, snatch

7.

Derivative of the term "carpet kid". Typically used in academic circles. Sometimes meant to be derogatory.

1. abbr. - carpet kid

2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.

3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.

4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".

5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.

6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.

7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.

2. "Geez, man, don't make fun of him; he's a carp."

3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."

4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."

5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"

6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"

7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."

See The J-Spot