Carpal Bunghole

What is Carpal Bunghole?

A syndrome where your ass hurts all the time, caused by constantly rubbing it against furnitures and whatnot.

"Putting that ass-rubbed finish on your new dining-room table has inflamed my carpal bunghole syndrome."

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