What is Carpal Finger Syndrome?


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Name given by physicians to describe the new set of symptoms they are seeing from excessive texting on cell phones. These symptoms range from mild achiness of the fingers, to a more serious cramping, blistering, and severe contracting. Abstinence is the sole treatment.

I can't believe Kaleb's doctor actually wrote a medical excuse for him to miss his exams listing carpal finger syndrome as the medical condition!

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