Carparimater

What is Carparimater?

The area of carpet carparimater around the wall and furniture your vacuum can't reach.

Why can't they invent a vacuum that gets the carparimater?

See carpet, vacuum, dirt, annoying, cleaning

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As Cheery As Cherry

1. Self-explanatory. See example. Man, poppin' that cherry was sure as cheery as cherry!..

Houndwounding

1. when your pet decides to circle a spot several times in place before laying down on said spot. Fluffy loves his new pillow and is hound..

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