Carpe Penis

What is Carpe Penis?

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A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

See latin, bitches
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