What is Carpe Penis?
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A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.
"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"
"Omg ily stick it in me.
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Random Words:
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(adj.) of or relating to a goober, dufus, or reject
I have a goobernatorial sister named Cynthia...
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the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm
sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilize..
