Carpe Pudendem

What is Carpe Pudendem?


1.

'Seize the dick.'

Something worn on a t-shirt at Catholic school; if asked, "Dude, shake my hand." Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."

"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

See pud, grasp, appendage, greet

2.

'Seize the dick.'

Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."

"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

See pud, wank, pull, flog, choke


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