Carpenshmugen

What is Carpenshmugen?

(Car-pin-shmooog-in)

1. Noun. Someone who is incapable of performing a specific task.

2. Noun. Someone who is stupified beyond belief.

3. Noun. Someone who is utterly suprised or embarrassed.

1. What a carpenshmugen! Stupid Randolf! He can't do anything right!

2. And she was like, "whoa..." She looked like a carpenshmugen, man.

3. Who put fruitspread in my t-shirt? I feel like a complete carpenshmugen!

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