Carpenter Edit Meaning

1.

A man who has woodand does things with it. Carpenters use their toolsfor such purposes as screwing, drilling, and reaming. Rubbing and sawing away at old logs are also common activities. Nailing, while definitely an important part of carpentry, is not nearly as good as screwing. Carpenters also often get glue all over their wood.

While carpentry is an important and serious subject - after all, without it, we wouldn't have such things as chairs, desks, tablesand doors - the terminology of carpentry is fraught with opportunities to make crass sexual innuendos.

Carpenters themselves, of which I am one, exploit these opportunities whenever possible.

Jesus was a famous carpenter, but all the jokes were removed by po-faced editors when he wrote The Bible.

Drilling, screwing, nailing, reaming, rubbing - all things done by a carpenter.

See jesus, nailing, screwing, rubbing, drilling, sanding, wood

2.

What Jesus did as his part time job lol

Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit

See jesus, wood, giant, lumberjack

3.

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

See people, tools, manipulator, amoral

4.

A short gay fag that rapes girls after getting them drunk.

also known as Dick, Asshole, Douche bag, "carp", or LIAR.

"carpenter waited until Hannah passed out, then took off her pants and shirt and took pictures."

guy 1: "i just did 5 years for being a carpenter"

guy 2: "i hope you learned your lesson.."

guy 1: "Well i'm going Mexico this spring break so we'll see"

See ugly, fat, gay, stupid