What is Carpenter's Dream?
1.
Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
2.
A flat woman. Compare to
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
3.
a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
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an albino bitch with snowy white puebs
damn, sarah "the fuck stain" albino, you got a fucking yetti vagina
See vagina, albin..
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The process of topping off your gas tank and trying to get an even number on the price or gallons - or a specific #.
I was at the Exxon..
