What is Carpenter's Dream?
1.
Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
2.
A flat woman. Compare to
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
3.
a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
Random Words:
1.
something said to congratulate someone on saying or doing something compleatly stupid and idiotic.
Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau..
1.
To go into a girl's room and looks at there underwear. Underwear is panties, thongs, bras, g-strings etc.
e.g. Dylan pantie raided..
