What is Carpenter's Dream?
1.
Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
2.
A flat woman. Compare to
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
3.
a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
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an individual who enjoys kissing, licking, sucking, blowing on or biting anuses; an unpleasant or annoying person
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AKA Fupa, gunt, BIF (buff in front)
Used to describe an area above the female pelvic region when it has become enlarged by an excess am..
