What is Carpenter's Dream?
1.
Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
2.
A flat woman. Compare to
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
3.
a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
Random Words:
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Dating a girl just to have sex. 'It' refers to a penis.
Example 1:
Laura: You and Pam are getting pretty serious, is she g..
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an insult to anyone whom is annoying of increadibly painful to the eyes
wacko jacko is such a green turky bitch for naming his third so..
