What is Carpenter's Dream?
1.
Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
2.
A flat woman. Compare to
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
3.
a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
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Anything that has the ability to be pawned when needing money
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