What is Carpenter's Dream?
1.
Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
2.
A flat woman. Compare to
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
3.
a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
Random Words:
1.
Large gathering of males only where the lack of females is defined by the male appendage.
Kevin: Who is going on the camping trip?
Dav..
1.
When two men have anal sex so violently that their testicles bump together.
Fabio: Oh dear! I was bumpin' nuggets with Steve last ..
