Carpenter's Dream

What is Carpenter's Dream?

Flat as board and easy to nail!

First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia

Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.

Paula is a carpenter's dream!

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

Freef

1. Free Food at work or a sponsored event. Bribe food offered to get you to attend a meeting or party. I'm heading to the lunch room ..

Ploy

1. The amazing love of your life He is my lovely ploy See love, ploy, friendship, trick..

Jype

1. Semen, Sperm, Cum, baby juice, knutt. I shot jype all over that chicks grill till she looked like a Jackson Pollack! See semen, cum, s..

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