Carpenters Dream

What is Carpenters Dream?


1.

flat as a board and easy to nail

2.

flat as a board and never been screwed


58

Random Words:

1. The act of relocating one's erect penis behind a belt buckle, making it unnoticeable. Dude, that chick is so banging! Oh shit, I j..
1. Deceive people with a tempting link, but actually link to tranny pr0n. Coined by Phil on shacknews Oh damn, I got JessicaSlumberParty&a..
1. A state of mind when all forms of communication seem witty or intelligent. People may feel intimidated or see themselves as a "lowe..