Carpenters Dream

What is Carpenters Dream?


1.

flat as a board and easy to nail

2.

flat as a board and never been screwed


58

Random Words:

1. the act of taking a shit in the top toilet tank while getting a fantastic blowjob and maybe a dick rub or two I decided to take a upper..
1. best damn organization in the world who will kick your ass in a heart beat like a family man i dont want to mess with the cookiemafia i..
1. an eigth of really fucking good weed, yo. circa 1970's. christopher columbus couldn't journey on his manboat without the eagl..