What is Carpephile?
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Someone with an extreme love for carpets.
"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"
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The awkward moment when lying in bed when one must decide which partner will be the big spoon or the little spoon. Generally, only occur..
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After a dare, commencing in defecating behind a local American Automobiles Association (AAA).
After homedays, that nigga Lordonahued!
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