Carpephile

What is Carpephile?

Someone with an extreme love for carpets.

"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"

"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."

"You're such a carpephile Tom!"

See love, hump, obsession, wool

Queef Seeds

1. queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper. he..

Naydaaa

1. off the hook hotas fuck Awesome, great, hilarious, maniac very very hot , uses for parties and celebration you wouldn't belive ..

Inniggernation

1. The racist term given to the Inaugaration of a black president. Jan 20th is Inniggernation day. See nigger, president, black, african,..

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