What is Carpephile?
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Someone with an extreme love for carpets.
"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"
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A particularly well made hybrid chart-article, commonly referred to as a charticle in the news industry.
Did you see the charticlicious..
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n./adj.
An individual able or likely to be kuciniched. Often referring to a hot girl (or guy).
Describing the qualities of the above..
