Carpephile

What is Carpephile?

Someone with an extreme love for carpets.

"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"

"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."

"You're such a carpephile Tom!"

See love, hump, obsession, wool

Necessory

1. It's a necessary accessory. Like a cap or an oversized watch. An extra item you feel compelled to wear, "rock", or "..

Trunty

1. to take a very large, wide, chunky poop after days of constipation. "Man I feel so much better after taking that trunty today. It..

Uh-oh Spaghettios

1. An expression of regret over a goof: oops. From a 1970s TV commercial for Franco-American SpaghettiOs, a canned pasta dinner sometimes w..

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