Carpephile

What is Carpephile?

Someone with an extreme love for carpets.

"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"

"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."

"You're such a carpephile Tom!"

See love, hump, obsession, wool

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