Carpephile

What is Carpephile?


1.

Someone with an extreme love for carpets.

"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"

"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."

"You're such a carpephile Tom!"

See love, hump, obsession, wool


0

Random Words:

1. Slepdep represents the phrase, "sleep deprivation." Sleep deprivation is a physiological state in which the body is denied of..
1. In German, the "underwanker" which could be used to describe a shitty underboss. Also see oberwichser Frank doesn't do a..
1. 1) Anything moving at a rediculously fast or hard pace/ out of control 2)A gathering of many people all going somewhere at once, usuall..