What is Carpephile?
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Someone with an extreme love for carpets.
"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"
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1) Quite possibly the worst movie ever made.
2) The perfect film to watch if you want to commit suicide.
3) A film that should only be..
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Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)
Bitch:"Oh bite me"
Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor&..
