Carpephile

What is Carpephile?

Someone with an extreme love for carpets.

"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"

"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."

"You're such a carpephile Tom!"

See love, hump, obsession, wool

Don't Go

1. when two foods fail to compliment each other Egg and Tomato - that don't go! or Shepherds Pie and chips - it just don't go!..

Yurtle

1. a turd stuck in the baloon knot get out the way I got a yurtle and I need the toilet. See turtlehead, poop, crap, shit, asshole..

Coochin

1. As with cotchin but, some prefer, due to its ease of prounouciation, and it almost sounds like its definition, as with most good words ..

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