Carpephile

What is Carpephile?

Someone with an extreme love for carpets.

"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"

"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."

"You're such a carpephile Tom!"

See love, hump, obsession, wool

W.s.g.

1. WSG or Washington Street Guy. A Man who works on his car shirtless often enough that when you drive by you often look to get a glimpse ..

Ichatter

1. Somebody on an instant messaging program who goes out of their way to prove that Macs are better than PCs by sending their friends new M..

Plucking

1. Not doing anything, just chilling, not even being productive. Lex: "Hey man whatchu up to?" Seph: "Nothing dude.. just ..

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